I have a whole T shirt based on the last one and it's application by various religions.
Taoism - **** happens Buddhism - If **** happens, it's not really **** Zen - What is the sound of **** happening? Hinduism - This **** has happened before! Protestant - **** won't happen if we work harder! Catholic - If **** happens I deserve it! Voodooism - **** doesn't just happen - somebody dumped it on you! Rastafarians - Let's smoke this **** Mon!